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bedtime routine

(Originally published by Nattie on October 20, 2003)
Why does it take two hours to get two kids ready for bed?
* take bath
~ run around naked while Mom tries to dry us off
* go potty
~ run around naked while Mom tries to make sure we wiped and washed our hands
* brush teeth
~ run around naked while Mom tries to make sure we actually brushed our teeth and didn’t just eat the toothpaste
* get pj’s on


~ decide we don’t like the pj’s Mom picked out and pick out our own
* get pj’s on again
~ decide we’d rather sleep naked
* pick up toys…after Mom threatens to throw away any toys left out
~ get our pillow, blankie, doggie or dollie, books, back pack and the kitchen sink to take to bed with us
* get tucked in
~ have to go potty again
* get tucked in again
~ forgot a book
* close curtains
~ (can’t sleep with the curtains open)
* get tucked in again
~ say prayer
* need a drink of water
~ read a story
* have to go potty again
~ give Mommy hug, kiss and “five”–twice
* Mommy closes the door…breathes a sigh of relief…only to hear…
~ “Mommy, I….”
* See Mommy run screaming from the house
Copyright Natalie Rose York

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