The more adventurous pharmacists will go on to do exotic “locum” work, where they travel the region’s pharmacies within a 20 mile radius, so not every single day will be as mind numbingly repetitive. This is the basis of our civilisation, they’ll cry. The society is called CHAOS. Well guess what? This test is not based on any scientific study whatsoever. Normally you would not hear about the life of a prostitute except through the eyes of moral reformers.'' Sport science and Marine Biology? You do Neuroscience do you? / Note: You don't Bridgerton has OFFICIALLY been renewed for a second season, Over 8,000 of you voted so now it’s official: Mr Schue is the worst person in Glee, Who was Cindy Tran? The Tab is a site covering youth culture and student culture, run by journalists who like being first. You didn’t get into Medicine and now you’re going to spend the next five years stuck on a post-grad. Nobody would take him, obviously. Whether they’re judging your life choices? But she’s not like historians (more fun and less nerdy). Title: Here's what your degree subject says about you: Degree of recognition: International: Media name/outlet: Metro: Media type: Web: Country: Denmark: Date: 27/01/2016 They may consider any graduate applicant, but value the skills possessed by someone with a Masters in Journalism. Last updated on 11.15.2014 Quoting the final passage to the Great Gatsby might have might you look quite cool when the film came out, but it’s hardly an essential life skill. What Your Degree Says About You. Last updated on 12.04.2014 If the tab sounds off, I'll be glad to hear your corrections. We’ve all seen one too many episodes of Project Runway, Claudia, but that doesn’t mean you’re doing a real degree. Have your read my most recent blog on cultural appropriation?”. Whether it was a first choice or not, we’re all proud of our degree. A psychologist from Denmark has categorised degree subjects based on the “big five” psychological traits. Learn "You're The One That I Want" faster with Songsterr Plus plan! Also, you have less friends because your always in different lectures. Botany getting the nod over biology and chemistry. Yeah, you may have shitty uni hours and a depressing future, but my how rich you will be. You’ll come out the other side not really any more enlightened than when you went in. Brilliant, misunderstood, nihilistic Magnus. Imagine being in a situation where you wished your life was more like Tony Robinson’s, let alone Indiana Jones’. If you can not find the chords or tabs you want, look at our partner E-chords.If you are a premium member, you have total access to our video lessons. Fun. 108. Sure, they drink loads but does anyone ever really see them on a night out? Submit Tab. “Weed is just a plant man. What Do You Mean Tab by Justin Bieber. You can also look at statistics such as graduate prospects, average salary six months after the course and assessment breakdowns. “So you basically just work in the pharmacy, yeah?” is a question you will always ask a pharmacist, but they’re never happy to hear. That broker job and £40k salary fresh out of uni entitles them to the high life, wherever they are. By Becca Stanek. “I just want to feel something” he shouts back. Economics are just cushioned in the middle, the people by the kitchen at parties, Leonardo DiCaprio’s body double in The Wolf of Wall Street. You wanted to do politics but this sounded a bit more interesting. If it goes wrong, they can kill someone, you know. Spare time is spent sniggering over semi-funny YouTube videos (“I’ve done like nooooo work today!!!! And now he’s here in Lancaster, the butt of a million lame Indiana Jones references, learning about palaeolithic arrowheads and being in the frankly bizarre situation of wishing his life was more like an episode of Time Team. Thank you.) 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Look at you, in your suit, with your business school lanyard. Say you're in a group of friends and a new acquaintance approaches; by turning your shoulders toward them by a mere 45 degrees, you are kindly inviting them into the conversation. ), every PPE student is destined for the bleak world of finance – every single one I know now sits smugly in the office of a big four, pretending it’s what they wanted all along. Magnus walking in the rain without a coat or an umbrella, just to get wet. “Mum, I’m coming home next weekend, and I know why dad left you”. Nobody actually does anything but they all have Moleskine journals. It’s kind of weird that you decided at age 18 that you wanted to dedicate your life to watching babies get pushed out of vaginas. If you’ve ended up here and you’re not actually religious, we can only assume your preferred course was full. PPE students will have you believe they are the future leaders of tomorrow, up there with this generation’s late, great revolutionaries. Stuck in a fleece, no escape from a well-paid job.They’re boring, fans of the same music as their dad and probably play indoor cricket. I’ve been traveling a lot lately. No-one really understands what you do most of the time, but you’re clearly pretty clever. Most recently, I was in Chicago for a family friend’s wedding, a very large wedding, where there were 250 plus people for me to potentially mingle with. For once, just let someone say something important or interesting without trying to make a mockery of them. Turns out, they do, but they also give people (dispense) the correct amount of drugs and wear a white coat. Your answer: In terms of my psychology major, I have always related well to people. As a society they are pretty close knit – pharmacy balls get pretty loose, so they say, but not that loose as there’s only one Asian guy per 100 girls. You should check out our degree and module reviews, where you can leave your own opinions and read other people's. Magnus knows what it’s like to be the only person who’s AWAKE in the room. "Liverpool students are the sort of people you could invite home to meet your parents without having to prepare them beforehand." Even though you got a 2:2 in your first year, there’s no way they could turn down somebody as amazing as you. Mr. Big - To Be With You Tab. Middle of the road at uni, middle of the road for the rest of his life. 46. Don't wonder anymore! View interactive tab Download Pdf Song: Who Says You Can't Go Home Artist: Bon Jovi Album: Have A Nice Day (2005) Strum the chords how you hear them in the song. PPE students will have you believe they are the future leaders of tomorrow, up there with this generation’s late, great revolutionaries. If you’re not married off by graduation, it means you were the least good-looking of a bad-looking bunch. Your grades are terrible. What does YOUR degree say about you? If you find a wrong Bad To Me from Audioslave, click the correct button above. Business are cooler than you, and Accounting are going to make more money. Your postgraduate degree might make you more likely to be shortlisted, or to earn a higher starting salary. (This is one of my first posted tabs in a long time. Unfortunately, you can’t say your course without sounding like a smug cunt. 5 years ago. You based your degree choice on an episode from The Wire. You and the boys – all of the incredibly high percentage of boys on your course – find parts of your subject genuinely interesting, and parts mind-numbingly boring. But unless you did it at Oxford (literally, what was the point at York? Magnus is riding the long, lonely highway of life, only wearing black, occasionally painting his nails. Log in to reply or vote on comments. You are just making it harder for yourself. A good example of a preferential employer might be a newspaper or media organisation. Bling Empire net worths: This is how rich the Netflix show cast actually are, This is how old all of the cast of Bling Empire on Netflix are, 21 things you’ll understand if you’ve moved back in with your parents in your 20s, Plan a Bridgerton ball and we’ll tell you how posh you really are, Ranked: The reality stars who have lost thousands of followers whilst in Dubai, Rejoice in a new president and these 51 memes about Joe Biden’s inauguration, Bridgerton has OFFICIALLY been renewed for a second season.